Mamassage

curiosity killed the voyeur

You know that last post got me thinking. I know a lot of people who don’t dance publicly. They somehow get the feeling that there’s a “right” way to dance, but no one ever taught them what it was. Same goes for singing. I know I suffer from a fear of public displays of tone deafness. My own, that is. I’m very tolerant of others’. But then you have Matt, who admittedly dances in a goofy kind of way. And not only does he go to some amazing places to dance, but does so on film for the whole wide world to see. Then there’s the Karaoke phenomenon. I’d have to be drunk to do this. And yet, a part of me has always longed to try. A small part, albeit, but there none the less. And that’s when I began to wonder. What are the embarrassing activities you’ve always thought would be fun to show others - or even get caught at? (Now keep it clean, ya’ll. This is a mostly PG13 type of site.) But I do wonder. Which ones do we have in common? And who exactly are the oddballs. No judgment – of course. Just curiosity.

Shameless Pandering

Well let’s hear a big ole yippee for me. I’m now listed in Bust magazine’s Girl Wide Web directory. And I’m tellin’ ya, I’m in some good company. In fact, I spent the better part of what should have been a splendidly productive morning perusing their pages and blogs. (Then again, now that I have days off, perhaps I should just sit around in my robe eating bon bons and surfing grrly sites – right?) Aaaanyway, just the parent site alone is enough to make me giggle and drool. You can read articles, get back issues, and visit the forum – heck they even have a hip, unique online store. (The Wonder Woman underoos are my favorite.) But then I started to check out some of the blogs. I went to the section where Mamassage can be found, first. That would be ‘Got A Life’s - Mom-a-Rama’ section, where I discovered Motherhood Uncensored. Check her out, I know I’ll be heading back. From there I drifted on over to the ‘Our Bodies our Hell’s’ area where I read about topics ranging from ‘Your ovaries are shriveling – Deal’ to The Curvy Girls page. By the way, did you hear about Kate Winslet’s boon to real women? She now ranks a bit higher in my book. Thank you, Kate! Anyway, I’m loving having this fun website to explore. I mean, I knew they were there before. I just never took the time to find out more. Now I can’t wait to discover more. I hope to see you there.

RANDOM THOUGHTS

1. Baby step::  Cautious
2. Wasted:: Days & wasted nights
3. Reggie::  Jackson
4. Pitiful::  Merciless
5. Acting out::  Tantrum
6. Tomato::  To-mah-to
7. Bad night::  Nightmare
8. Trip::  Voyage
9. Finance charges:: Shitty
10. Sport::  Coupe

Unconscious Mutterings

RANDOM THOUGHTS

1. Taking sides:: parental debate (see next post)
2. Couples:: skating (Can’t you just hear the Billy Squire?)
3. Right of refusal:: unnecessary procedure
4. Marla:: Clown fish ( I know. It’s Marl-in, but I’ve only ever known one Marla, and I don’t remember much about her.)
5. Mutliple:: births
6. Trinity::  follow the White Rabbit
7. Sneeze:: chooo
8. Sweatpants:: ooh, yummy, comfy -- home
9. Steve:: Nicks & Wonder (You can’t spell Steve with out i?)
10. Fabulous:: Absolutely!

Odd. So many of those were media based. I had no idea that my head was all tied up in movies and music this week.

Unconscious Mutterings

23rd & 5th

Seen at Running2Ks, who got it from Beanie Baby, who got it from Mystery Mommy.

Rules:
1. Go into your archive.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

“It was loud enough to hear, but quiet enough to have an easy conversation.”